About

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MEET THE hotmess homeschooler

Hey, I'm Stacy!

After taking charge of my own health, I am living my life less toxic - and sharing it all with you! A little about me:

RN educator

functional medicine practitioner

wellness concierge

homeschool mama

happy wife

joyful catholic

hype girl

social butterfly

big squishy hugger

label reader

Educating + Empowering

A little background

I am a Registered Nurse of 25 years, with a primarily perinatal background, and have my Master's in Nursing Education. I was a proud member of the Navy Nurse Corps for over 4 years. I've worked in both high-risk units and in a free-standing birth center, and taught in the clinical setting and the classroom at the University level. Even did a stint in Kuwait caring for Marines - I had never taken care of an adult male in my nursing practice before that! After having my first child, I became a Lactation Consultant (IBCLC) and supported my mamas in a different way through education, hands-on care in my private practice, and a weekly breastfeeding support group. With the birth of my son and impending moves due to my husband’s military career, I shifted my efforts more homeward and hung up my professional nursing hat in lieu of homeschooling my children. Who knew I’d end up homeschooling myself, too? This time lead me to learning about low tox living, and growing health concerns had me researching solutions to help myself.

I found functional medicine after many frustrations in working with the traditional medical model that was failing me. Understanding and addressing the root cause of an issue is everything! Nutrition, movement, stress-management, sleep, self-care - lifestyle matters. It all starts with a simple choice, do you want to be made well?

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This experience has shown me that my purpose is to help others optimize their health and wellness so that they can live their best lives to the full. And as you probably figured out, this has nothing to do with homeschooling in the usual sense at all.

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I put a lot of effort into my own journey.

Studying and advocacy for myself as I navigated through my health issues. Digging a little deeper to uncover more than what most providers were willing to give me. Learning ingredients, searching for safe products/supplements, and rediscovering natural health and wholistic wellness as I walked my own path. Unlearning what I thought was true, and opening myself up to new ideas. A very personal journey, yes, but one that is SO common. Along the way, I meet many people who feel lost, confused, and overwhelmed. And I know from experience that if you can’t navigate through the innundation of information, paralysis ensues and no positive changes are made.

So here I am! Right beside you, as a friendly voice, advocate, hype girl, professional hand holder, and big squishy hugger offering my self-education and toolkit so you can empower yourself to take action.

I homeschooled my own health and now I'm teaching you to take charge of yours! The hotmess? Well, that's just who I am as a person. No pretention or perfection here, just small things done with great love, consistently.

What AM I here for, then?

Encouragement, sharing my voice and my journey, and to have fun. Empowerment and self-advocacy. To keep it real. Provide a community you may be needing. (And maybe a little learning happens, too.) I have spent so many hours reading, researching, informing myself, and I want to share that with you. No, I don't know it all. I am not a doctor and am not giving medical advice. I am simply presenting you with the knowledge I have gained over the years, and continue to learn.

I get it. You are busy like me. We live in a fast-paced world, even when you are intentional about slowing down. BUT! You don't need to worry - I did the homework for you! I’ll teach you to take charge of your health along with tips and tools to help you take action - all while sharing the hotmess miscellany. You can learn to live your best life less toxic, too, and be encouraged and empowered to make the changes you need.

Start by making safe and simple swaps.

Skip the overwhelm - I got you! Let's get started, shall we???

My Mission

To bless others by connecting them to greater health and guiding them to be fully alive+well through education, empowerment, and authenticity.

To offer hand-picked products and information for health inside + out, and well-being in body, mind, and soul.

To give and serve with faith, hope, and love to the greater glory of God.

Education

  • Bachelor of Science in Nursing, Marquette University

  • Master of Science in Nursing Education, Villanova University

  • Registered Nurse, FL

  • Board Certification:

    • Functional Medicine Practitioner

    • Functional Nurse Health Coach

FAQs

Can an RN see me for functional health?

Yes! I provide comprehensive wellness exams, results review of any functional testing, and any appropriate protocols or suggestions. It is within my scope of practice to educate you on your health and encourage you to make changes to your lifestyle. What you do with the information provided is up to you.

Are you able to write prescriptions?

No! As an RN I do not diagnose, treat, or prescribe. I educate, empower, and make suggestions for appropriate supplementation or lifestyle modifications. I do not, and can not manage prescriptions.

Can you order functional lab testing?

YES! I can order routine and specialty labwork, hair tissue mineral analysis, DUTCH test, GI MAP, mycotoxin (mold) testing, organic acids test, SIBO breath test, and more. I pass on the practitioner pricing to you!

Do you take insurance?

No. In order to practice without restrictions and in the client's best interest, most functional providers do not accept insurance. However, if you have an HSA, it may cover some of your testing and services. My goal is to give you the best care at an affordable price.

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I did the homework for you!

Teaching you to take charge of your health and live your best life less toxic.

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